#the twenty club

[unfunnystandup]

twenty minutes - april 1991 special issue

[martyryo]

They gave me a headache

[pastebunny]

im just letting the hyperfixation carry me wherever it wants to rn

[jedi-starbird]

Finding out that Dooku took on his first padawan at 22 is truly mind-bending info to process like what do you mean he was 22. I'M 22. I do not feel in any way qualified to take on a kid!!!! I can barely look after myself!!and Dooku only had a 6 year apprenticeship!! He's basically taking on a kid directly after finishing a high school education.

He became a padawan at 16 in 86BBY and then takes Rael as padawan in 80BBY presumably directly after his knighting!!!! Dooku. What the Fuck.

Did he look at baby Rael and call dibs? Dooku must have snatched him up as soon as he was knighted cause if he waited that means his apprenticeship was FIVE OR LESS YEARS. Yoda spent maximum 6 years with this future sith lord and was like oh yeah he's done cooking, go on, get. Just... oh my god.

[incorrect-losers]

Richie: You can trust me

Stan: Okay, can I? Because the last time I left you in charge of something…

Richie: Ugh! This is about those stupid Tamagotchi?

Stan: Actually, it is

Ben: Okay, guys-

Richie: You left me with six of them. Taking care of that many is like a full-time job!

Stan: I left you with six adult Tamagotchis in perfect health! And by the time I came home, they were all dead. You have to like actively murder them in order for that to happen!

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

.... Roy, you're supposed to be explaining why people think Connor's gay, not why they think you're gay.

[dailykafka]

If you thought "ah, young Kafka! How old is he here? 17? 20 maybe?" WRONG! This is a full grown man at 27…

[werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrcat]

Mandela effect: they never dressed like this on Halloween

[graveyardkiddd]

josh is not real *forest ficting your mind*🤞🏻😇

[tanjir0se]

It’s so bizarre to be watching anime and see a fully adult character who acts as a mentor, older brother figure, or even father figure to our protags only to find out they’re like 22??

Sensei should have been at the club 😔

[intheskatepark]

▸****** ****

josh n ty but it's fight club. bc. it makes sense

[bingqiv]

hundred percent believe that if moffat or chibnall had written that finale more fans would be willingly to admit that it was shit.

[pmpknsoup]

i have a new found appreciation for siffrin being able to fight stilll. im fighting for my LIFE over here

[ktonyard]

Fanfic ideas for a very small fandom!

Feel free to use this idea for your own works as long as you give me credit if/when posting them on this or other platforms.

//Ktonyard

Breakfast club Au. Jammer is the jock, Sam the princess, K the basketcase and Even both the criminal and the nerd.

A non magic High school AU.

The rest of the gang meeting Even before Gowpenny.

The misfits going to Jammer basketball games.

Them meeting Jammers other friends. (One of my favorite ideas)

[kickedin17]

Navigating music video | Paladin Strait | Richard Siken, "Litany in Which Certain Things Are Crossed Out" | Sylvia Plath | Mary Karr, "Cherry" | Paladin Strait music video | Ovid, Metamorphoses

[calissarowan]

Duman: Well, well, well…come to usurp me?

Ogron: We came to usurp you. Half an hour ago. We’ve just been standing here while you and Stella fixed your chair.

Stella: It was complicated! We tried to get them to install one from IKEA, but they wouldn’t let us!

Bloom: Guys, seriously, give it a rest with this presidency. It was a loveable shenanigan to start with, but now it’s just getting old. We need you guys back so we can get back to what we’re supposed to be doing.

Stella: Fighting it out over a teenager and a piece of bling?

Ogron: …Well, it sounds stupid when you phrase it like that.

Duman: Since the start of my presidency, GDP has risen by four percent, unemployment is down five percent, and people are just generally happier with the state of the country. Are you guys seriously telling me you want me and Stell to quit so we can go back to scrapping it out on an industrial estate?

Bloom: …

Ogron: Bloom, what do we do? Duman just quoted statistics and said GDP! I’m not sure what happening anymore!

Stella: We’re more than just the teams’ idiot, ya know.

Bloom: …Stella…

Stella: We’re the country’s idiots!

Duman: That’s our slogan for the next campaign.

Ogron: …I don’t get it. Is…this the actual end?