#the twenty club

[unfunnystandup]

twenty minutes - april 1991 special issue

[martyryo]

They gave me a headache

[yandere-daydreams]

out of all the members of batfam in the fawn instinct, is jason the most dangerous member to be around reader? because he's the 1st person other than bruce to make a move on you. also, does everyone think reader as their mommy?

hmmm,,, i think categorizing jason as the most ""dangerous"" is probably untrue, but i do think he's in a uniquely harmful position. save for a handful of extended family members, basically everyone in the bruce household is actively trying to jump reader's bones. the only difference is that while dick and tim take a very 'you're part of the family now, so you should def trust me :)' approach to it, jason kinda sets himself up as outside of the manor and therefore, separate from all the fucked up mommy shit happening inside of it. the only difference between him and dick is that you'd never get in a car alone with the latter.

if i end up writing a part two, i'll definitely be going into the oedipus complex of it all a little more. i think i should also clarify that the reader is, like, at most dick's age, which if nothing else is something i find very funny.

[pastebunny]

im just letting the hyperfixation carry me wherever it wants to rn

[youvebeengalindafied]

Adding to the pile of “things that are subtly funny in the wickedverse’s version of Wizard of Oz”: the fact that the Wicked Witch of the West is only like…28yo. Max.

[stars-obsession-pit]

When Danny agreed to ferry some books between Ghostwriter’s library and The Librarian in Gotham, he didn’t expect it to be that big a deal. It’ll be just a quick jaunt back and forth, right?

…He just jinxed it, didn’t he.

Yep.

He was barely out the door of the Moonstone Club when he first noticed his tails, and it didn’t take any super-senses to tell they meant trouble.

Less than five minutes later, his suspicions were proven right when a lunging figure forced him to drop to the pavement. He would have phased through the ground too, had some sort of presumably-magical force not blocked him.

Guess he was doing this the hard way. Ghostwriter was so gonna owe him when he got back.

And also, what the hell was in these books??

[calissarowan]

Bloom: Stella, why are you doing this?

Stella: Work experience! I’m still figuring out if I want to be a supervillain!

Bloom: But…Stella…you already have the future job of QUEEN OF SOLARIA!

Stella: …

Stella: Oh yeaaaaaaaaah…

Stella: Okay, guys, we can pack it all in, turns out I already have a job, so the work experience is moot!

Gantlos: I’m sorry, what?

Stella: I have a job, so we don’t need to do this plan anymore.

Gantlos: But- but we’re about to win!

Duman: She said pack it all in. The plan’s over. Fun while it lasted.

Stella: I’ll just get back to the Winx, then. Thanks, guys! Let’s do this again sometime!

Gantlos: But…we can win if we just attack!

Bloom: She said it was over, Gantlos. Battle etiquette dictates we all go move on with our lives. We’ll see you later.

Gantlos: *screams into the void*

[vincent-stims]

twenty one pilots records - regional at best and clancy

free 2 use with credit!

[jedi-starbird]

Finding out that Dooku took on his first padawan at 22 is truly mind-bending info to process like what do you mean he was 22. I'M 22. I do not feel in any way qualified to take on a kid!!!! I can barely look after myself!!and Dooku only had a 6 year apprenticeship!! He's basically taking on a kid directly after finishing a high school education.

He became a padawan at 16 in 86BBY and then takes Rael as padawan in 80BBY presumably directly after his knighting!!!! Dooku. What the Fuck.

Did he look at baby Rael and call dibs? Dooku must have snatched him up as soon as he was knighted cause if he waited that means his apprenticeship was FIVE OR LESS YEARS. Yoda spent maximum 6 years with this future sith lord and was like oh yeah he's done cooking, go on, get. Just... oh my god.

[incorrect-losers]

Richie: You can trust me

Stan: Okay, can I? Because the last time I left you in charge of something…

Richie: Ugh! This is about those stupid Tamagotchi?

Stan: Actually, it is

Ben: Okay, guys-

Richie: You left me with six of them. Taking care of that many is like a full-time job!

Stan: I left you with six adult Tamagotchis in perfect health! And by the time I came home, they were all dead. You have to like actively murder them in order for that to happen!

[1997starcandy]

before national anthem by lana del rey, there was get him back! by olivia rodrigo…

[suns-blood]

Something Something fight club x twenty one pilots the way they both have Tylers with slightly homoerotic imaginary friends

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

.... Roy, you're supposed to be explaining why people think Connor's gay, not why they think you're gay.

[dailykafka]

If you thought "ah, young Kafka! How old is he here? 17? 20 maybe?" WRONG! This is a full grown man at 27…

[werrrrrrrrrrrrrrrcat]

Mandela effect: they never dressed like this on Halloween

[graveyardkiddd]

josh is not real *forest ficting your mind*🤞🏻😇